ASK ME SHIT   31 year old dreamer from Miami, FL. Babely fat girl with depression, bipolar, and borderline personality disorder. I love art, singing, knitting, and the Boston Red Sox. Enjoy your stay.

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magdolenelives:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.
you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

It must be awfully hot for sports this time of year. I hope she’s keeping cool by spritzing herself with male tears throughout the game. Crisp, refreshing!

magdolenelives:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.

you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

It must be awfully hot for sports this time of year. I hope she’s keeping cool by spritzing herself with male tears throughout the game. Crisp, refreshing!

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via fathominid)

— 8 hours ago with 19062 notes
theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win

theroguefeminist:

cetaceanhandiwork:

reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it

win

(via kittiecupcakes)

— 9 hours ago with 89640 notes

thebrainscoop:

Only good things can come of this. 

"Would you care for a date?"
"You mean…. another data point?"
"No, I… was thinking about dinner."
—-
"Joan, will you….
"Yes?"
"…be my co-author?" 
"Oh, Meredith! Et al!" 

(via wnycradiolab)

— 9 hours ago with 1978 notes

Celia Cruz and the Fania All-Stars - Quimbara (Live in Africa, 1974)

— 9 hours ago with 1 note
#celia cruz  #fania all stars  #quimbara  #cuba  #cuban music 

mldigitalart:

Celia Cruz - La Reina

I went to her public wake back in 2003. I stood in line for 3 hours in downtown Miami in the summer. It was the most amazing show of love and admiration for a person I have ever experienced. There were random guys in the corners playing traditional Afro-Cuban and Santo songs. Banners, pictures, and people randomly bursting into song. I mean, imagine over 100 people, all total strangers, grouped together and singing “El Yerbero Moderno”. Holy shit, man.

I grew up listening to her music. I was even tricked by my uncle when I was a little kid that this goddess was my aunt. Man, I told everyone in kindergarten the next day. 

A beautiful woman with a beautiful soul.

— 9 hours ago with 888 notes
#celia cruz  #la reina de salsa  #guarachera  #cuban women  #cuba